GTA 6 fans are already planning their first Vice City sins

GTA VI is still months away, but in some circles, it's all people can talk about. One such discussion is how players intend to start their journeys in GTA VI. As you can well imagine if you know anything about GTA, there are some wild answers. Here are some of my favorites. How will you start your journey in GTA VI? First off, there are a few answers that made me sigh, facepalm, and even... "cringe." So, let's start there. "Strip Club." Of course this was bound to come up. Reddit user safeoneg aims to pay a visit to the strip club first and foremost. Another user stated that "99% of players are going straight to the strip club." Of course, not everyone has a fascination with such... institutions. There are more wholesome answers here. "Look at Lucia's ass." Okay, maybe not this one, by user Ready-Way2592. Another stated how they want to "Stress test the jiggle physics." I mean, what did you expect? This is GTA, after all. Naturally, there were some funny takes, too, that didn't revolve around outright degeneracy. User Aggravating-Onion384 said they'll "burger shot as jason and [ask] for a military discount" to which Human1223 replied "you just delayed GTA 6 by another week bruh." Feeding people to alligators is the first thing UniverseBlackCat intends to do, while Civilized_drifter will be doing the introduction mission. So yeah, we're going to have some interesting day one exploits in GTA VI, that's for sure. There are obviously plenty of normal answers here, which most of us will relate to. Stuff like "exploring Jason's house and surrounding areas in the Keys, go to the beach if able, and just do world stuff" (Reddit user 2026CE). Of course, different players will get up to different mischief. We on this side will, naturally, speed-run the campaign to try and bring you hot, fresh guides wherever you might get stuck. I'm personally very keen to see what Rockstar have been up to with the new open world, and just how much we'll be able to do within its bounds. But I'm dying to hear from you, Destructoid readers. What are you going to do first when GTA VI finally hits our consoles? (Let's keep references to Lucia tasteful, shall we? Can we? Please?) The post GTA 6 fans are already planning their first Vice City sins appeared first on Destructoid.

Apr 29, 2026 - 17:00
GTA 6 fans are already planning their first Vice City sins


GTA VI is still months away, but in some circles, it's all people can talk about. One such discussion is how players intend to start their journeys in GTA VI. As you can well imagine if you know anything about GTA, there are some wild answers.

Here are some of my favorites.

How will you start your journey in GTA VI?
First off, there are a few answers that made me sigh, facepalm, and even... "cringe." So, let's start there.

"Strip Club." Of course this was bound to come up. Reddit user safeoneg aims to pay a visit to the strip club first and foremost. Another user stated that "99% of players are going straight to the strip club."

Of course, not everyone has a fascination with such... institutions. There are more wholesome answers here.

"Look at Lucia's ass." Okay, maybe not this one, by user Ready-Way2592. Another stated how they want to "Stress test the jiggle physics." I mean, what did you expect? This is GTA, after all.

Naturally, there were some funny takes, too, that didn't revolve around outright degeneracy. User Aggravating-Onion384 said they'll "burger shot as jason and [ask] for a military discount" to which Human1223 replied "you just delayed GTA 6 by another week bruh."

Feeding people to alligators is the first thing UniverseBlackCat intends to do, while Civilized_drifter will be doing the introduction mission.

So yeah, we're going to have some interesting day one exploits in GTA VI, that's for sure. There are obviously plenty of normal answers here, which most of us will relate to. Stuff like "exploring Jason's house and surrounding areas in the Keys, go to the beach if able, and just do world stuff" (Reddit user 2026CE).

Of course, different players will get up to different mischief. We on this side will, naturally, speed-run the campaign to try and bring you hot, fresh guides wherever you might get stuck. I'm personally very keen to see what Rockstar have been up to with the new open world, and just how much we'll be able to do within its bounds.

But I'm dying to hear from you, Destructoid readers. What are you going to do first when GTA VI finally hits our consoles? (Let's keep references to Lucia tasteful, shall we? Can we? Please?)

The post GTA 6 fans are already planning their first Vice City sins appeared first on Destructoid.

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